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Solid Cat is "The Slumber Party of Podcasts!"
We're random; we're rowdy; we're righteous! If you're looking for a good time, slip into your jammies and dial us up!
Starring Demosthenes and Valerie "the Space Cowboy"
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It's D-mo's 40th Birthday celebration on Solid Cat! We start with Shakespeare and we finish with German Expressionism, but in the middle... we're podcasting in the daytime (shock), Val sounds like a southern belle when off air, and Val is the personification of the Dead Sea. Romeo is a whiny little bitch. Zoe interrupts us, repeatedly. We people watch at the theatre. We talk Wonder Woman, and the Great Alaskan Bush Company. We have hot volleyball players and accident penis amputations. For his...
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It's the Season 3 Premiere of Solid Cat. Our hometown of Pico Rivera, California, is the UNDISPUTED World Champion of illegal fireworks. If we can't stop the influx of illegal fireworks, what chance to we have against drugs and guns. Valerie says North Carolina is "Virginia's Mexico." In the World Cup, D-mo asks "How do say, 'taken behind the woodshed,' in Portuguese?" We have an absolute gem about j**z from ESPN's Tommy Smyth. We talk about the real ass-ball-huggy-thingy;...
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Solid Cat One Hundred! And for some reason, Val said we're like Jesus. Sure, let's run with that. WWD&VD? This show, like all of them, is a crapshoot. Does "shooting the s**t" come from plunking cowpies with a squirrel gun? Val is reading the 17th century version of Urban Dictionary... for fun. Holy cow, Sherlock is sooo much better than Elementary. What the hell happened in the Doctor Who finale? Two words: Master Falconer. Butter. The Space Cowboy Kitchen returns. What does...
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After two months… SOLID CAT RETURNS! Pro tip: Back up your hard drive onto an external drive. Trust me on this one. The new computer in Solid Cat Studios was more of like a Time Lord regeneration. Happy Valentine’s Day! Val is mildly disappointed that Sherlock and John aren’t gay, and D-mo drops an interesting theory on Moriarty’s return. We talk about Jane Austen for no good reason. Colin Firth looks great for his age; Kenny Rogers looks like a troll. Why was Peppa Pig banned? Carrying...
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Solid Cat is back! Where have we been? Maybe China, because we're suddenly popular there. If you're new to the show, we highlight some past episodes you might want to check out. What is a "douche flute?" On behalf of the whole world, F**K YOU CANCER! Buckle up your bears in Russia. We introduce a new segment called Amazon Prime Time and we showcase The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories. Not only did Solid Cat return, but so did Sherlock. It was Valtoberfest a few months ago, and that...
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Last week, we said the next Pope should be from Argentina. And wouldn't you know it, they picked the Argentinian. This week, we brag that we called that shite. But there's more on this week's Solid Cat podcast. We salute St. Patrick who drove all the snakes out in his Fiat 500. We wonder if the English re-released the Black Death, and we ponder why they're called Romanians and Romaniacs. And in the course of 30 minutes, we go from Pope Francis to llama porn (be sure to check out Alpaca Spankers...
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We cover the globe on this week's Solid Cat podcast. We learn a little something about Belgium, we compare Antiques Roadshow US vs. Antiques Roadshow UK, Danish TV inadvertently proves that Assassin's Creed is awesome, we talk about questionable Chinese food places including The Chinky Chicky, there's something about the Pope and Batman, and we hail Canada for their campaign against social farting. And in between all that, we question whether we should do our own Loveline, D-mo examines the...
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Solid Cat starts out in heat. Or at least it sounds like it. But this turned out to be a very packed episode of the Solid Cat podcast. We salute Doctor Who, get on our gay soapbox in support of our rainbow brothers and sisters, and ask you to pick between Hitler and pediatricians. We talk about Avenger ass, and apparently, D-mo is obsesses with Norse mythology, or so he's told. Val wants D-mo to get a Thor's Hammer tattoo, and we debate the concept of piss-controlled video games. We visit The...
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It's episode 40 of Solid Cat. What do we talk about today? Let's list... -IKEA pillows -We love Dikembe Mutumbo -Strawberries & Cream at the ballyard -Val hates Dodger Dogs -Nachos are just mini, mini tostadas -Buffalo is 8 hours from everything -There is an egg that's a foot long -Madagascar: Big Island, Big Birds -Naturalist vs. Naturist -A nerdy auction in London -Banana Bread -More Assassin's Creed -Hey, don't kill the dog! -The Butchest Man Alive -Closer Geography Theory of Ethnic Food...
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Things said on this week's Solid Cat: "No one benefits when your boobs are on the sides of your belly button;" "Disco Viking;" "Didn't you take French in college?" and "The last thing I want to deal with is a foot long slippery dick" (spoiler alert: that last zinger has nothing to do with penises). And in between these gems, it looks to be quite the mediocre show. We issue the Solid Cat general apology. We fail to grasp the fascination of King Taco. Val...
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On this week's Solid Cat, we're ravaged by Plague 2.0 (so we may not sound that great). We ask: what's the point of tonsils? Was Mr. Rogers a tatted-up military sniper? Are demons on God's payroll? Yes, we went from Mr. Rogers to hell. Our hashtag of the week is #DramaMongers. We speculate that being fat is like smoking (it's bad for you and tough to quit). We have Alpen-squeezin's and the Invasion of the Giant Snails. Asians don't age, and lose trails about when their age is revealed. We talk...
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Solid Cat is the slumber party of podcasts. On this week's food heavy show, we talk King's Hawaiian where you should treat yourself to a little spirit of aloha, we talk George's Greek Cafe where all-you-can-drink mimosas are only $5 more. Never ask a Mexican if something is spicy. We explore the inner-workings of a cash-only candy speakeasy. We visit the Salt Lake City Samurai, and we peep Delta. We're falling more and more in love with Naturebox. We're not ugly Americans, just average-looking...
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This week's Solid Cat is being recorded in the daytime. So we naturally talk about ice cream truck music, and if you listen closely, you can actually hear nature in the background. "If corks are flying, booze in flowing." We crack Dorktown's Top 25 Indie Podcast list, and D-mo confesses to singing Dorktown's theme song every so often. We find an actual S-Mart, and then we spend a little too much time on vomiting, but are surprisingly not gross about it (but discover D-mo's an awesome...
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Solid Cat... crude, yet fascinatingly functional. On this week's episode, we discover D-mo has a Canada problem (he likes it too much), and we talk our neighbor's Mexican parties. We proclaim not everything is better on Blu-Ray. We give a shoutout to our good friends at Newbsradio (who are Canadian), and we throw in an obscure holographic Mexican family at a tortilla factory reference. We talk about the "cinematic classic" Down Periscope, and have a conversation about Waterworld....
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The Slumber Party of Podcasts strikes again with another hilarious show, chocked full of legendary Solid Cat classy segues. In no particular order... "God's Bones!" Mother's Day fires and failures. "I can't stop crying." Val's rap name is "O. Rida," yes, like the tater tot. "They're the Bentley of tater tots." Curvy cucumbers. Anteater hanky panky. Granny-on-granny violence (someone get GrannyFightClub.com started!). Barky Mingo. Solid Cat Game Night...
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Did you know a kleptomaniac troll named Hank lives with us? But there's so much more to this week's Solid Cat podcast. We lose a library book, we tell you the best ruler for double duty as a backscratcher, and try to hammer down the new fight song for Solid Cat University. We talk a lot about drums and drum accessories, and then make an appropriate Harry Potter reference. We also throw in a bizarre Tom Sawyer reference, and we talk about last week's Shakespeare reference. D-mo is convinced we...
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This week's Solid Cat may go down as one of our best. High praise from low expectations. What's on top today? When Banjo Kat comes in-studio, it will be a hoedown. Germans are more than beer and sausages. Some musical instruments sound like cats, and vice versa. Pico Rivera is a honey hole of hot feline action. Our 5 year old daughter is going to take drum lessons ('cause we're awesome parents). We're getting a new Doctor Who. There is going to be a new Noah's Ark theme park, that'll have a...
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We have the return of Matrice, and introducing Josiah, to the latest Slumber Party of Podcasts, SOLID CAT! We're on a quest for comedy that's going to fail miserably, and Val's accused of walking the streets of the world (hey now!). We ask if lady Mormons are called Mormaids? We learn about Juneteenth, and we have the Attack of the Car Alarms. Do honorary doctorates get you honorary jobs? This week's hashtag is #cockbucket which led us to the child's game, Mr. Bucket. To win, you gotta put your...
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It's the big FIVE - OH for Solid Cat, as we reach Episode 50. The Slumber Party of Podcasts hits the road, literally, as we podcast while driving (please don't try this at home). Plus, we have the added plus of this being the first episode with an appearance by Zoe, the Danger Diva. It's really like you're taking a road trip with the three of us... while we try to record a show. How will it sound? That's up to you. But in this week's podcast, we discover our car's turn signals are really loud,...
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On the Slumber Party of the Podcasts, we bring back Zoe, the Danger Diva, for a second week. And though she was gung ho for it before we recorded, she seemed less interested when the mic was on. Kids. We review a Rapunzel ballet. We wish you a happy solstice. We thank the internet for movie spoilers. You get a real slice of the life of us. We tweet with Food Network and Naturebox. "I'm an apple snob." Some people walk like chimps. The world will always need daredevils. Zoe tells...
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The Slumber Party of Podcasts celebrates its One Year Anniversary. We wonder if our episodes titled Benise and XXX: Clip Show are a case of bait and switch. We wonder if Paula Deen really is a flaming racist. We welcome gay weddings, but don't welcome gay bridal registries (hey, we're broke, and you're just get Solid Cat t-shirts). People in Singapore lose their minds over Hello Kitty Happy Meal toys. We praise Serena's nipples. Bikini-clad baristas are the mullets of coffee-houses. We have to...
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It's the Season 2 Premiere of the Solid Cat Podcast. On this holiday weekend, we tell you that you have to blow your wad on the 4th of July. There is a muppet jail. My brother-in-law is not allowed in Canada. Sharknado, and other SyFy classics. Steven Segal got real fat, real fast. Someone is unlawfully being in a dwelling. We fear fake walls, hippos, and dinosaurs. We have a double feature on the Solid Cat Movie Review. The Space Cowboy Kitchen features a Booze Review. You can't m********e...
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Solid Cat, The Slumber Party of Podcasts, delivers another packed episode of wholesome goodness. In the highlight of the week, D-mo get a phone call from IndyCar driver James Hinchcliffe, and he goes total fanboy. Big thanks to GoDaddy.com for making that happen. But wait, there's more. We visit the home of the Chinks, we critique As Seen On TV products, and we ask, "Who remembers the Flo-Bee?" We visit Regretsy, where Etsy fails live, and talk about the Vegan Vulva Cake (you didn't...
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It's the return of Solid Cat. The Slumber Party of Podcasts starts slow, but picks up speed... right around when Val's car catches fire. But there's more to the show than a burning hulk of a Ford Escort. We highlight the geographical flaws of Pocahantas. This week's hashtag is #ihearcrickets. We ask that you stop trying to make Lana Del Rey happen. We find out what D-mo did on his birthday. Where's My Water is super addictive. If you wear a kilt, wipe your ass. We have a couple of special...
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It's the Vegas Spectacular Special of Solid Cat. The Slumber Party of Podcasts hits Sin City... with a 5 year old... and lives to tell the tale. Spoiler Alert: No hookers. In other news, D-mo might be bi-polar. The Danger Diva is surprisingly well-traveled. Things are done in the name of science... or sadism, we're not sure. D-mo and Val celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary (and they said it wouldn't last). But this show is all about Las Vegas. If you want to hear how D-mo and the Space...
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Good heavens, what a show this week on Solid Cat. This may be our most random yet. We explore or love/hate relationship with the morning. Preschool is like an internship, and kindergarten is like a job. Val suffers from Zoe separation anxiety. We re-visit the Bakersfield Condors incident. Val has a bizarre Lionel Ritchie problem (and it sorta a funny thing). We theorize how reprises became remixes. We follow an uninterrupted train of Lionel Ritchie to Michael Jackson to big cats to Brooke...
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The Slumber Party of Podcasts is back again, and this time, the Slumber Party is both nerdy and sexy. It's a packed show, but does that mean it's a boring show? First up, Solid Cat is now a proud member of the Wicked Radio Network. In a related story, Solid Cat is a member of the Broadcast Basement Fantasy Football League. Lots of podcasting love all around. Back at the show, we order up a plate of Fettucini I-Knew-It-Was-You-'Fredo. We chastise people who don't exercise their fashion...
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Somebody left the soapbox out, and on a hot day, someone is going to use it. In this week's sassy Solid Cat Podcast... you can't pass up free hot dogs, the Danger Diva wants to punch a fish in the face, and we have Archery Talk with Val (#archerysnob). The world descends into hell when raccoons have opposable thumbs. Why is steampunk popular? We introduce Mary Poppins' much more popular cousin, Titty Poppins. Her companion is Fat Bert, not Gay Bert. "How many puns can we squeeze into this...
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It's the big anniversary clip show on Solid Cat, the Slumber Party Podcasts. But before we take that trip down memory lane, we learn the D-mo is a hit with the chicks. We ask what does the fox say? We answer a listener-submitted question on Sexytime with D-mo & Val. We find out where there is the most divorces going down in the world. We laud This is That. Val gets on the soapbox again. And we have a quick Buffy tangent. However, the stars of this episode are the classic clips from shows...
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This week's Slumber Party of Podcasts needed a donut run before it started, but Solid Cat covers the spectrum today. We hit up some Gilbert and Sullivan. D-mo illustrates how awesome a guy he is. Val makes weird noises. We highlight random bits o' violence. We're going to drink your tears. She shine the spotlight on rugby ass-play and squirrel tackles. We have fun with Biscuits, Nuts, Flying Squirrels, TinCaps, and Manatees. "I don't have time to smoke a pig." In Sexytime with D-mo...
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This was to be the Buffy the Vampire Slayer special of Solid Cat, but in the end, I think we talked more about Christopher Lambert and Highlander. Go fig. However, as always, the Slumber Party of Podcasts is full of random goodies. We highlight our TV viewing, we step on the parents' soapbox, and do a little Bingo and Bondage. Are there aliens in Pittsburgh? There are dead skunks in Buffalo, and it's a twisted tale that features a couple of CSI jokes. In the showcase, the Space Cowboy rambles...
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It's Solid Cat Time! This week's Slumber Party of Podcasts is totally unplanned; seriously, D-mo and Val did zero planning for this show, and we can't really tell. To start, Val pulls "a Shasta." We question the legitimacy of Urban Tarzan, as a chimp is hopped up on scissor. We look older than our age. It's Fashion Week, with all that that entails. We spitz on some Eau de Toast, 'cause hey, bread is beautiful. D-mo smells like rye bread. We spend too much timing linking bread and sex....
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It was the Space Cowboy's Birthday weekend, and man, did we party like a couple of college kids and sort of review it on this week's episode of Solid Cat. In no particular order: Lesbian wedding. We lost a day. Yeti Fancy Magazine. Val's a "Hellcat." Harry Potter and cookies. "My restaurant will be called 'MSG Added.'" We have some Oktoberfest fun. The Burger Dance... Into the Night. "Man can't live on ruffled potato chip and onion dip alone... but I'm willing to...
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It's a quiet week at Solid Cat... AS IF! It's random chaos as always on the Slumber Party of Podcasts. What's on tap this week? Muffnuts? Nutmuffs? Fauxnuts? Blownuts? Whatever you call them, they're delicious. Don't be too smart in your books, they won't sell. Hoisting pitards. NERD ALERT! Ridiculous Photogenic Notre Dame guy. We found the guy responsible for Batman's voice. The Japanese definitely are outside the bento box. We visit the world's first halal sex shop. #creepypervsongs "I...
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Get your kicks on Episode 66 of Solid Cat. On this week's Slumber Party of Podcasts, we've started introducing the Danger Diva to Harry Potter, and though she's only 5, she'll be probably be sorted into Slytherin. We wonder why everyone disses Hufflepuffs. Val thinks her Petronas would be a dog, but would like it to be a manatee. "Expecto Petronum... it's a sea cow!" D-mo thinks his Petronas would be a bear, but Val thinks his is more "thunderbirdy." Solid Cat All-Star,...
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Solid Cat is all over the place this week. But again, it is the Slumber Party of Podcasts, so expect the unexpected. On this episode, we photobomb, and lament PhotoShop's new payment model. We expand on that in Design Corner with D-mo & Val. We have more Harry Potter goodness, and review alleged sexual preferences of Hufflepuffs. "Some people drink and do drugs, we play with LEGOs." Cinema Time with D-mo & Val. "Speaking of leopards..." Thanksgivakkah. Multiple...
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It's Whosgiving here at Solid Cat as we nerdgasm about Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary and stuff our faces full of Thanksgiving. "My stomach is the TARDIS of organs!" But wait... there's more! Inka Kola is pretty damn epic. We revisit Val's hatred of Hall & Oates. "You're just a bucket of piss and vinegar tonight." D-mo posits that the uptick in Doctor Who fandom is just Harry Potter nerds in withdrawal. We have more Wizard Talk with D-mo & Val, as we just can't get...
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It's the Solid Cat Christmas Music Spectacular as Demosthenes and Valerie the Space Cowboy count down their favorite Christmas songs of all time. But we would just have that alone in the podcast; oh no. The stockings are stuffed with: cheap DVD's, El Assholo, Dole Pineapple Whip, Dildo Grabbins, Chambord-spiked smoothies, Leonard Nimoy, a raccoon with a vendetta, "You can't kill CRAZY," Top 10 most dangerous Xmas toys including actual uranium, Dominic the Donkey, Val's hatred for both...
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We kick out 2013 in style with a bunch of Big Lists on this week's Solid Cat. On this week's show: the odd week between Christmas and New Year's; D-mo doesn't like candy canes, but Val likes hers chewy; there is a lot of lamenting going on; why didn't D-mo get Assassin's Creed IV for Christmas?; Hugh Downs in still alive; a new special guest joins us in studio, and you'll be surprised and what she calls D-mo; what would have been a debate on Christmas Eve vs. Christmas morning turns into a rant...
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It's the first Solid Cat of 2014, and today, Big Daddy Dave joins us in studio for a rowdy episode of the Slumber Party of Podcasts. We talk first world problems, and winter in Los Angeles. We take a tour of the Southwest, talking about Phoenix heat and being stranded in Utah. Watch out for fake donkey-meat snacks. We enjoy an impromptu MySpace retrospective. "Us eating on air doesn't make for good radio, but we're doing it anyway." And then we enjoy some Yelp reviews for a strip...
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It's a fresh new take on Solid Cat, as we roll out new music across the podcast. And though, that may be the highlight, there is a full show waiting for you inside. Robot voices makes us seem less pompous. Val's the president of the Screen OVERactors Guild. We're teaching the daughter to dunk. We spotlight D-mo's "Arsenal of Freedom." Bizarre, random Simpsons reference. D-mo sings through awkward pauses to fill dead air. Val sometimes forgets she does a podcast. Naked foosball is...
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Big Daddy Dave returns to this week's Solid Cat. We discover which one of our Guests have slept in the studio, and remind everyone it's important to have multi-cultural friends. Weather in California is awesome. D-mo was on another podcast, and this segued into a trip to the Dave Foley sitcom NewsRadio. We have more Top Round love. It's Cable Industry Talk with D-mo, Val, & Dave as we talk network apps and HBO GO password sharing. There is a "slightly haunted" house for sale. Ten...
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On this week's Solid Cat, we welcome a saucy Siri as a regular part of the show. We may do a spin-off called Saucy Cat. IS THE POPE A VAMPIRE?!?! #hotpope Marlee Matlin will not be Peter Pan. What does "Solid Cat" mean? "I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to lions, too." The NHL Stadium Series at Dodger Stadium was a hit. We talk Celtic Complexion, the band Keane, and skinny jeans on men. It's a moose knuckle, and not a gorilla nose. Blowdart attacks, and sociopathic media. We are...
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This week, Solid Cat, the Slumber Party of Podcasts, is also the International Podcast of Mystery. We highlight the use and irony of t.A.T.u.'s music for the Russians during the Sochi Olympics. We have a non-English speaker from Greece, with no concept of American Football, adeptly call out that the Broncos blew, and we learn why D-mo rooted for the Seahawks. We toss a #historyjoke. Saucy Siri returns to the show and we wonder if she's American or Chinese, her unedited answer will surprise you....
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This week's Solid Cat Podcast is shooting wildly in all directions. Smug L.A. D-mo brags about the weather, while Val has poor aim. Margarita bars make kiddie birthday parties soooo much better. D-mo unloads on ghetto-talk, while Val is the glue that keeps this show together (which is ironic in its own way). Random tangents rule on this week's Slumber Party of Podcasts. D-mo is cussing a lot today, Siri's Poetry Slam returns, and what is Shia LeBeouf doing? Should dolphins get "human...
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All cookies, all the time on this week's Solid Cat. Speaking of which, where the hell are the Girl Scout cookies this year? D-mo loves the Samoas, Val loves the Thin Mints. Cookie name changes are stupid, and it feels like everything is a "buddy" now. D-mo drops a bold Oscar prediction, and gives you the best way to win your Oscar office pool. Why is Siri harping on Enchanted? On our Olympic wrap-up, it's become passe to rag on NBC's coverage, but we do it anyway. Val goes off on...
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It's raining on this week's Solid Cat. In other news, Val is a would-be novelist, D-mo is a would-be pamphleteer. We discover America's Funniest Home Videos was YouTube, before YouTube was YouTube. "You'll get yours in the parking lot." D-mo blows his nose very loudly, and in public places. Should D-mo go to Vegas with his best friend... and a bunch of college cheerleaders. #JohnSmith Val's animated crush is InuYasha. D-mo can be your personal muse. We talk Guardians of the Galaxy,...
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Solid Cat Podcast straps on the feedbag and eats up on this week's episode. Joined again by Big Daddy Dave, D-mo and Dave recall their visit to Las Vegas where they ate across town. It was quite the culinary tour. In the return of the Space Cowboy Kitchen, D-mo and Val review the Chocolate Cake Shake. We have some frozen hot chocolate. And we talk salsa. A podcast of food excess is bound to be titled "Overindulgence." But wait, there's more. D-mo coughs a lot. Dave got a haircut....
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Solid Cat is quaketacular as we rock and roll this week's episode. D-mo woefully botches a historical reference on the Treaty of Versailles. We have a sad case of animal rape, but an uplifting take of the sheep-shearing Olympics. Assassin's Creed makes a return. Visit the website and meet the Solid Cat All-Stars. General Apology Time. Then we enter the "Age of the Celebrity Chef" and take foodie on Vegas and Michelin stars. Apparently chefs err on the side of innovation with...
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Like glitter from a stripper that you just can't off you, it's Solid Cat! On tap this week: Can we reschedule April's Fool Day to random days in April? Time-Life Music infomercials are EPIC. Baker Street is the greatest bait-and-switch in musical history. Freddie Mercury is not Zoolander. "That guy makes Mariah Carey look like Cirque du Soleil." Books bound in human skin... or are they? The return of the Solid Cat Movie Review. The Grove in Los Angeles smells like cologne, a lot of...
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This is the episode of Solid Cat you'll want to tell your friends about. It's the greatest collection of unscripted and natural tangents and seques collected, and it comes full circle. First off, it's daytime. D-mo is glad we don't have flying cars. Learn the greatest insult ever. Animal husbandry leads to questions about doggie porn, with cameos from Larry the Cable Guy and John Ratzenburger. Hear how a normal horse date would go, and know that everyone needs to have a gelding friend. Val...
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Solid Cat's comedy is so organic, you can get it for $12.95 at Whole Foods. On this week's show, we learn that kids love the Force at the Jedi Training Academy. There were lightsabers for everybody at Solid Cat, and be forewarned, them bitches leave bruises. On top of that, we have a Nerd Alert. Dine with us at the New Wave Restaurant and experience the 80's with a Wham! Burger. Mr. Popadick wants to say hello. Saucy Siri returns with a lot of snark and a new poetry slam. Ten Things with Val...
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We finish with hookers, but we start with lightsabers, again, on this week's Solid Cat. You've got to watch out for nerd posers and militant nerds. "I can feel women's eggs drying up in their ovaries as you speak." Let's talk about the guy that created Wonder Woman; let's just say double fisting is involved. "Making it into puppetry, that's where it went awry." We talk about a killer's love connection. We salute the James Beard Award winners. And they are double-cocking in...
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On the rambling path that is Solid Cat, you never know where we'll end up. No one could have foreseen the adventures on this week's show. Why do banquet halls have some lousy acoustics. Nothing ruins a day like a 6 year old with strep throat. Valerie the Space Cowboy is the life of the party and everyone loves her. She loves year-old candy canes, she ambidextrous, and likes certain things stuck in her teeth. We visit the Dmo-Valerian stables and talk horses. What happened in 1889 and why do we...
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Like a leave in the wind, so goes this week's Solid Cat. It was a big day for Val and Zoe. D-mo was a car crash hero, sorta. Val is learning German (kudos to Duolingo). ripped jeans need replacin'. Morgan Freeman returns to the show. We talk about a skin thief, and choking a fox; they're not related. D-mo dishes fashion advice, and hails the importance of having your own tailor. We go from the Shewee to a convo about lady bits. We highlight a top notch Little Mermaid tattoo. It's tiki time in...
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The newly rebranded D-mo "the Spirit of Aloha" joins Val the Space Cowboy on this week's Solid Cat. First up, pineapples. Lot of them. Can't get enough of the King of the Fruits. Val is literally squeezing the juices out of them. We're going to make our own Dole Whip, and the pineapple clock radio has a nasty snooze button. There's a random The Tick reference. The Middle East loves the bosom. "...speaking of Balls-in-Your-Face Johnson" leads to random Balls Mahoney...
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Solid Cat is orgasmic this week. Why? Well, most people, after sex, they cuddle. What do we do? We podcast! Val is hungover but had the best day ever. We revisit Dave Coulier. We talk international sporting events: first the Quidditch Global Games, and then the World Cup. Did someone find Dracula's grave? D-mo shows an unnatural amount of love for New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment. Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes. The Solid Cat audience determine the winner in Levi's vs. Wrangler......
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It's a rip-roaring romp on this week's Solid Cat! (not really, but that's the story we're sticking with) We insist that holidays stay in their own months. D-mo is getting his ass back. There are horns o' plenty. Fish with human teeth? Drunk, cow-fighting pigs? Yes, please. We have some adventures on the Queen Mary. Is Val a medium? We spend the bulk of the show on musicals and movies, including Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The NeverEnding Story, and the original Muppet Movie. Can we all...
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There are some episodes of Solid Cat, where we are cultured and refined. Other times, we're quite crass. No surprises what kind of episode this is. We go from banned underwear to the world's widest tongues to hand jobs while singing karaoke to t********g to dick pics to ass beads. But first, D-mo gets handed a stranger's baby. You should watch out for the Hand of the Almighty. Speaking of God, we salute the Padres, a priest on the Titanic, and talk about how Edmonton may be hell... albeit a...
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This week's episode of Solid Cat is powered by you, the fans. The proud citizens of Solid Cat City. What's on tap? One last covfefe jab. Macaroon, macaron, and Macron are three different things. Cheese rolling and shin kicking in England. Luring bathers to Japanese bathhouses, and "chizza" in China? Some guy found a vibrating fidget spinner (it's not a fidget spinner). Sexytime discusses 3-ways with the Spice Girls. Kangaroos have multiple vaginas and bifurcated dicks. TMI. D-mo tries...
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It may the best episode of Solid Cat, and we're all over the map. First, D-mo is baffled by Hinduism. Religion takes us to outlet malls. It was Kentucky Derby day, and despite eugenics (or animal husbandry), horses haven't gotten any faster. The Mayweather vs. Pacquiao was a bit of a snoozer, but the Burger King was there (?). When there is rain in L.A., people panic. We love the Columbia Sportswear Company. We have a sudden Paul Bunyan debate, which leads into the surprising aerodynamics of...
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Frothy things are always good things, and so is SOLID CAT. This week: did D-mo just compare himself to Mel Torme? "Mistress of Pajamas" really is a boss nickname. What is the Giant Floating Disembodied Head... named Steve? It's Dr. Whoutlander Day, and Val is trying to make that happen. Val is having problems with fingering her apps (wait, what?). There was a lack of Whitesnake jokes where there should have been. The Great Sock Mystery is solved! The world's largest dinosaur is found,...
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Up for an adventure to everywhere and nowhere? Welcome to Solid Cat. Let's lead with Outlander... but let's talk about Assassin's Creed first... and then jump to Twilight (?)... and then on to Outlander. There is a new Doctor Who and he's Scottish. Valerie is too OCD to live in the Big Brother house. Do you need a FaceTime buddy? We're available. Our news is overly-chicken-themed this week, and efficient German justice is doled out. Barnes & Noble graffiti exists. Will D-mo ever do the ice...
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We're joined by a new special guest, Monica, on this week's episode of Solid Cat. Are 976 numbers still around? Webcam girls are kinda ridiculous. We briefly talk about the new Beauty and the Beast movie, and we're disappointed with the lack of promised gay sex. "Are you telling me that Emma Thompson, in general, isn't as good as Angela Lansbury?!" Once again, no news segment, but some people are looking like Disney characters. D-mo tells the Ballad of Cletus and Scooter. Val tells...
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It's the start of D-MOvember here on Solid Cat! Valerie had an Oktoberfest birthday and had the first hangover in years. In Germany, they don't have port-a-johns, they have port-a-johanns. Our hummus recipe is pretty damn good. The Charlotte Hornets are back! D-mo loves team apps with local radio feeds. Val thinks Pelicans is a worse team name than Redblacks. WHAT? For the record, it's spelled "umtzz umtzz." Why didn't we tell anyone about Valloween? But let's talk about Halloween....
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We're doing something different on this week's Solid Cat. The majority of the show will be taken by two things: La La Land, and Batman v. Superman - Dawn of Justice. We liked one, and we didn't like the other, but it's probably not what you think (spoilers: La La Land is overrated, and Batman v. Superman was actually enjoyable). We do highlight the Oscars snafu and we feel sorry for the guy that's getting fired. D-mo also feels bad for Viggo Mortensen. Captain America - Civil War was better...
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We're random, smart, and funny... often at the same time... it's Solid Cat! Solid Cat runs on Dunkin' and other bizarre donut tales. Los Angeles is an eclectic foodie experience and we'll wait for anything. The rust belt is coming back! Sorta. Putin is a macho man, and that leads to a "world class" Solid Cat segue to heroin, gherkins, and garlic. Nobody's a fan of Steinbeck. Vanilla Ice Goes Amish is the most fun I've had watching Vanilla Ice in 20 years. Filled chocolate-chips? Why...
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We may be fat, but ain't ugly here at Solid Cat. D-mo loves tenacious pinatas. Zoe is known more for silent terror (she's screaming on the inside). Are nail spas modern-day brothels? We visit the Getty Villa to start a grand tour of Los Angeles. Want to start a conversation, wear a Flash t-shirt. Famous people and people who portray them on film. Will Smith takes us to John Wayne who takes us to Hollywood whitewashing and yellowface, as John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie. Yes, that...
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Solid Cat is open for business with so many things to make you feel good, it's like nirvana (not Nirvana). Val starts by tucking into way too much ice cream. There is a Random Bit of Knowledge regarding the club sandwich. "Le Cave" is just a fancy cave, which leads us to gay greeting cards. Medicines really have stupid names, and Val talks about her experience on Lyrica. A first, no News segment in today's show. D-mo loves himself some Lamborghini and Val thinks he ridiculous. Val...
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The Getty Villa, the Griffith Observatory, and El Capitan Theatre... man, Solid Cat is all over Los Angeles. First off, as a good rule of thumb, don't throw a punch at your producer. Depression lies. In 1998, D-mo made Lisa Loeb the Green Lantern; this was favorited by Lisa Loeb herself on Twitter in 2015. Val got kicked in the face; literally a foot to the face. We have fun historical facts about Magellan. Mr. T pities the tool; yes, the tool. Camels go missing in Missouri; they may or may not...
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Solid Cat is loaded with drunks and lies today. D-mo & Val are finishing each other's words and it's gross. Thar she doesn't blow! It's Beard Chat time! Proven fact: people don't like D-mo with just a mustache; it's full beard or nothing. The Space Cowboy Kitchen starts early as we toss back a buttered scotch, a buttered rum, and a hot toddy. In the news, a carpenter-turned-shaman makes D-mo wonder if someone has a Jesus Complex, and why is a man in a bear costume harassing real bears? It's...
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Solid Cat is now on iHeartRadio! You smell that? Smells like legitimacy. It was Harry Potter's birthday and he's now 35. We have four words for you: Ethel. Merman. Disco. Album. Coyotes are chasing people up trees, maybe. Val once got D-mo an axe for their anniversary. Armadillos are dangerous critters. Behold the 360-degree beer can. We Booze Review some flavored vodka in the Space Cowboy Kitchen. Sexytime with D-mo & Val returns we three new bits. We have a double Paws Up. And we talk...
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You wanted Solid Cat, so we're giving you one on the commute home. The word you're looking for is "certified," not "circumcised." It's not illegal to sell golden tickets to heaven, unless you say they're solid gold and they're just painted pieces of wood, that Jesus gave you behind a KFC; and don't forget your baby alligator. FIFA is rife with corruption and their app is lacking in Women's World Cup coverage. As we're driving, see if you can hear where the road improves....
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Solid Cat is here to kick off the Lunar New Year with a fresh show of all that you love. First, thank you to all the fans who have download the show; you have set some records lately and we thank you for it. We still have seen Superman vs. Batman; will it be like Twilight? We coin a new word: craptivating, it's crap and captivating at the same time. Val keeps forgetting she doesn't speak Japanese. We have some InuYasha spoilers (we named this episode after a 30 second bit of dialogue). We...
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With a heaping helping of corned beef, Solid Cat is back! Val's friends kinda suck. Why aren't there legit cookie pies? Are "comfort" animals really service animals? Miniature horse racing in international waters. Monkey Knife Fight! 15 sex shop facts you wanted to know, but were too afraid to ask. How bad was Magic Mike XXL? Hotness leads to our discussion of Joshua Tree National Park. Come see man-buns in the wild. When the stars come out in the desert, they ALL come out. High drama...